i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them
i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you