Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

(via bats-cats)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via bats-cats)

kingjaffejoffer:

himhersexy:

Lmao ~Her

her face

(via pagingme)

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

(Source: cute-overload, via bats-cats)

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

(via maliciousmelons)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via maliciousmelons)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via thatpunnyguy)

(via dutchster)

Anonymous Asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass

it was a challenge

i-ran-over-oprah:

[white guy voice] protein

(via bats-cats)

(Source: alyssalipgloss, via bats-cats)

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon, via thatpunnyguy)