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rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

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childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

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cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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sorry:

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them

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queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

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supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

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